Girl vs Boy

Boy : I Love U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Will Die 4U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Can't Live without U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl: Realy?


BOY: Bhonk mat :-D... ahahaha LOl

Pathan Pilot

1 Pathan pilot jahaz land karne per bohat khush hua:

Neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia Aur

Airman uski wardi utarne main help karne laga.

Pathan fakhar se: aaj maine india ke 2 jahaz mare...

aik AABDOZ ko mara hai.

Airman: Lekin sir g apne aik ghalti kardi

Pathan: wo kia?

Airman: Bus ap ghalti se INDIA land kar gaye hain. Hahaha LOL

Interview with Pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:


Sindhi se:


Q: Taleem
A: B.A


Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.


Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:


Q: Naam?
A: B.A


Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.


Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. LOL

Pathan with Match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:


1 pathan dosre se: Log hum ko pagal samajhty hain,
Yahan to sab pagal hain,


Lagi batsman ko hai Aur cheekh bowler raha hai... Hahahah

14 August and Pathan

Pathan : My neighbours are so greedy.
Sardar: Why ?

Pathan: Everbody celebrate 14 August
But
Nobody sent the meat of Qurbani.