Girl vs Boy

Boy : I Love U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Will Die 4U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Can't Live without U
Girl: Bhonk mat


Boy: I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl: Realy?


BOY: Bhonk mat :-D... ahahaha LOl

Pathan Pilot

1 Pathan pilot jahaz land karne per bohat khush hua:

Neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia Aur

Airman uski wardi utarne main help karne laga.

Pathan fakhar se: aaj maine india ke 2 jahaz mare...

aik AABDOZ ko mara hai.

Airman: Lekin sir g apne aik ghalti kardi

Pathan: wo kia?

Airman: Bus ap ghalti se INDIA land kar gaye hain. Hahaha LOL

Interview with Pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:


Sindhi se:


Q: Taleem
A: B.A


Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.


Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:


Q: Naam?
A: B.A


Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.


Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. LOL

Pathan with Match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:


1 pathan dosre se: Log hum ko pagal samajhty hain,
Yahan to sab pagal hain,


Lagi batsman ko hai Aur cheekh bowler raha hai... Hahahah

14 August and Pathan

Pathan : My neighbours are so greedy.
Sardar: Why ?

Pathan: Everbody celebrate 14 August
But
Nobody sent the meat of Qurbani.

Pathan on Driving

Pathan one way me Gari chala raha tha
Or usne NO ENTRY ka board dekhe bagair gari agey nikal di
Police: No ENTRY ka board nahi dekha kia ?
Pathan: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai.. Hahahah LOL

Gham -e- Dil.. - Urdu Poetry

Gham-E-Dil ko inn aakhon se chalak jana bhi aata hai

tarapna bhi hamein aata hai tarpaana bhi aata hai

Kisi ki yaad mein jo zindagi hum ne guzaari hai 

hamein woh zindagi apni mohabbat se bhi pyari hai

Woh aayein ru-Bba-ru hum dastaan apni sunayein ge

Kuch apna dil jalayein ge, kuch unnko aazmayein ge

Dabe paaon hamein aa kar kisi ka Gud-Gudaa dena

Woh apna aooth jana aur woh unnka manaa lena

Woh manzar jhaankte hain aaj bhi yaadon ki chilman se

Bhula sakta hai kaise koi woh andaaz bachpan ke

Hamein aata nahi hai pyar mein Be-aabru hona

sikhaya husn ko hum ne wafaa mein surkhuro hona

Hum apne Khoon-E-Dil se zindagi ki maang bhar dein ge

yeh dil kya zheez hai, hum jaan bhi qurbaan kar dein ge.

Shab-e-Gham - Urdu poetry

Gham-ghusaaron se bachkar chalta hoon
mujhko dhoka diya sahaaron ne
ab sahaaron se bachkar chalta hoon.


Shab-e-gham ki seher nahih hoti
ho bhi to mere ghar nahin hoti
zindagi tu hi mukhtasar ho ja
shab-e-gham mukhtasar nahin hoti.

Maine masoom baharon mein tumhe dekha hai
maine pur-noor sitaron mein tumhe dekha hai
mere mehboob tere parda-e-nasheeni ki kassam
maine ashqon ki kataroon mein tumhe dekha hai
-AHMED FARAZ

Wo Gumnaam shaks - Urdu Poetry

Wo gumaan gumaan sa Qayaas sa
Kabhi door sa … kbhi paas sa
kabhi chandni main chupa hua
kabhi khushbuon main basa hua.

Kabhi sirf uski shabahatein
kabhi sirf uski hikayatein
kabhi sirf milne k silsile
kabhi sirf us se hain faasle.

Kabhi door chalti hawaon main
kabhi meenha barasti ghataon main
kabhi bad-gumaan … kabhi meherbaan
kabhi dhoop hai … kabhi sayebaan.



Kabhi band dil ki kitaab main
kabhi lab kushan wo khuwab main
kabhi yun k jaise sawal ho
kabhi yun k jaise jawab ho.

Kabhi dekhne k hain silsile
kabhi sochne k hain marhaly
kabhi sirf rang-e-bahar sa
kabhi sirf ek ghubaar sa.

Kabhi dastaras k qareeb qareeb
kabhi door or paas kahin nahi.
ye jo ukhra ukhra sa shaks hai
ye jo bikhra bikhra sa shaks hai.

Guzray howey taweel zamaney. - Urdu Poetry

Guzray Huay Taweel Zamanay Kay Baad Bhii
Dil Main Raha Woh Choor Kay Janay Kay Baad Bhii

Pehlu Main Reh Kay Dil Nay Dia Hai Bohat Faraib
Rakha Hai Us Ko Yaad Bhulanay Kay Baad Bhi

Qurbat Kay Baad Aur Bhi Qurbat Ki Talashhhh
Dil Mutmain Nahin Hai Teray Aanay Kay Baad Bhii

Go Tu Yahan Nahin Hai Mager Tu Yahein Pay Hai
Tera Hi Zikar Hai Teray Janay Kay Baad Bhi

Lagta Hai Kuch Kaha Hi Nahin Hai Ussay Adeem
Dil Ka Tamam Haal Sunanay Kay Baad Bhiii.

Jo Khayal thay na qayas thay - Urdu Poetry

JO KHAYAL THAY NA QAYAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY
MERI ZINDAGI KEE JO AAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY


JINHAIN MAANTA HEE NAHEEN YEH DIL, WAHEE LOG HAIN MAIRAY HUMSAFAR
MUJHAY HAR TARAH SAY JO RAAS THAY WAHEE LOG MUJH SAY BICHAR GAYAY


MUJHAY LAMHA BHAR KEE RAFA'QATON KAY AZAB AUR SATAYAINGAY
MERI UMR BHAR KEE JO PIYAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY


YEH KHAYAL SAARAY HAIN AARZI, YEH GULAB SAARAY HAIN KAAGHZI
GUL-E-AARZO KEE JO BAAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY


JINHAIN KAR SAKA NAAA QABOOL MAIN, 


WOH  SHAREEQ-E-RAAH SAFAR HUWAY
JO MERI TALAB MERI AAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY


YEH JO RAAT DIN JO MAIRAY SAATH HAIN WAHEE AJNABI KAY HAIN AJNABEE
WOH JO DHARKANON KEE ASAS THAY WAHEE LOG HUMSAY BICHAR GAYAY

Pathan beaten a Molvi

Pathan beaten a molvi.


Someone asked.. why were you beating him ?


Pathan: He said we will take full advantage of JANNAT 


and JANNAT is my wife's name.. LOL

Pathan on Interview

Pathan went for an Interview...
Computer gave a Question to him

Please tell us the opposite of this line...
"I am confident for this job"

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job.. :-)

Pathan ka Truck

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia 


FARAZ,


Bachna aeeeeeeeeeee Hasinoooooooooooo Lo main aa Gayaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Pathan watching Match - Funny joke

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? 
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan


Pathan put a bomb on TV and was watching the semi final of "Pakistan v India"
Pathan's wife : why did u put the bomb on TV ?
Pathan : if today pakistani team will not perform well then i will blow the whole team by this bomb.. LOL 

Pathan Mai bank gayi - Funny joke

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo 
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: -Twade kaky di maa- 
Hahahahaha

Pathan in Plane - Funny joke

Air hostess: Sir, ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar


Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nahi! LOL

Pathan ka Gadha - Funny joke

Pathan ka kadha gum ho gaya,
Pathan use dhond-te hue
Ek park pohncha!!




Wahan ek larka apni girlfriend
Ki aankhon me dekhte hue keh
Raha tha...


Mujhe tumhari aankhon me
Sari dunya nazar arahi hai.


Pathan chillaya or bola,
Bhai dekhna zara mera gadha
Nazar aarha hai kahin..

LOVE

--------------------------      LOVE IS THE LONG JOURNEY OF CARE.     -------------------------------

Funny Joke - "Aulad"

CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO READ THE JOKE.

My ALLAH, I thank You once more, for every open and closed door,
As I am led through this life by you. 
All those doors in life closed to me, avoiding what I could not see,
And opening doors I didn’t pursue, doors you had led me through.


Knowing those things, I do not know, you led me in the way to go,
Mindful of your Purpose and Plan, You overrule the ideals of man,
With your plan always for my best, whether a trial or a time of rest,
As Your Peace fills me all the way, while you guide me day to day.


Oh ALLAH, I also lift thanks to You, not only for the past, but future too,
For the confidence in my heart, as from my side You won’t depart;
Paving a way ahead for me; as you ready my heart for what will be,
While Your Presence and Peace, which fills my life does not cease.


A Door that’s been opened for all, saving all men from Adam’s fall.


ALLAH, I thank You for that final door, You gave us the peace
A place in Heaven i need for all.
And that soon, this useless men, will pass through Heaven.
To enter the place prepared for me, not just for a time, but eternally.

I will never leave you my Love

~ Are you loving enough ~
 -There is some one dear, 
Some one you hold as the dearest of all 
In the beautifull holiest shrine of your heart. 
Are you making it known ? Is the truth of it clear 
To the one you love so much ? If death's quick call 
Should suddenly tear you apart, 
Leaving no time for a long farewell, 
Would you feel you had nothing to tell 
Nothing you wished you had said before 
The closing of that dark door ?

Are you loving enough ? The swift years fly 
Oh, faster and faster they hurry away, 
And each one carries its dead. 
The good deed left for the by and by, 
The word to be uttered another day, 
May never be done or said. 
Let the love word sound in the listening ear, 
Nor wait to speak it above a bier. 
Oh the time for telling your love is brief, 
But long, long, long is the time for grief.
Are you loving enough ? -

Sardar with Boss

• Boss: Kahan peda hwe they ?
• Sardar: India ..
• Boss: konsa hissa ?
• Sardar: kia konsa hissa ? fool, meri pori body india me peda hwe the.. LOL